Sunday, July 21, 2013

Into the Motherland!

So today we rode into Indiana, the best state in the union, and birthplace of none other than: ME. The state responsible for the invention of testosterone, the beard, chainsaws, and red meat. Indiana doesn't allow anyone to cross her borders without first passing a trial of strength, so this morning we were met with a 10-15 mph headwind while making the gradual climb to the border. Indiana, being the fiscally responsible state it is, doesn't waste money on lavish things like border signs or roads, so sorry, but there will be no photo of the border crossing.

Even without the sign, all the riders knew exactly when they had entered Indiana. Having passed the trial and proven themselves worthy to enter the warm embrace of Indiana, she called off the winds and we enjoyed the last few miles of rolling hills into Valparaiso University.

My mother and brother came up to visit. My mom hasn't quit smoking yet... She broke her promise... I'm a bit sad about that. If you're reading this, mother, you should feel bad...

We went to eat at La Cabana and I had two dinners: a taco salad, and a texas burrito. After that we went walking around Wal-Mart to let the food settle and I hit up a Steak-n-Shake for a strawberry shake. My family had to leave because they have to work tomorrow, so I went back to the dorm and had dinner with the other riders. We started sharing silly YouTube videos. Here are a few for your viewing pleasure:

Do You Even Lift?
Handstand Boxing!


1 comment:

  1. Wonderfully witty post...good luck to your mom and her promise. I quit smoking in 1988...it was a painful (literally) process of withdrawal over three months.

    Enjoy the rest of your journey!

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